By Zoe Foster

If the satan wears Prada, then God wears l. a. Mer.

Hannah Atkins - the woman probably to be carrying unblended starting place, orange wrists or a wobbly path of liquid eyeliner - has bluffed her approach into the location of attractiveness editor at Gloss journal. simply as she's carving a course into the glossy global of guerrilla air kisses, achingly hip PR campaigns and goodie-bag overload, she reads approximately her boyfriend and one other woman within the gossip pages of the neighborhood rag. Then she will get dumped. through text.

Vowing to claw again a few dignity and make her ex remorse what he's performed, Hannah adopts a manifesto of hardcore ideas. Don't turn into top acquaintances with the dreaded women at paintings. Don't drink fourteen glasses of Moët & Chandon at PR launches. Don't pass domestic with beside the point males. and positively don't get all besotted together with your top friend's brother.

As her principles begin to slip away, Hannah reveals herself having to settle on extra very important issues than simply the proper colour of lip gloss . . .

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These boys had been ‘saved’ by the police and social workers only to be sent to St Leonard’s where their bodies were once again fair game for the adults. But now they were not even getting any money in exchange for their favours, and they did not have the option of running away because, if they did, they would just be sent straight back again. Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire. There were also teenage boys who were summoned to have sex with some of the female care workers, and who did not even mind, because who doesn’t like sex?

My older brother Peter, who had been at St Leonard’s before I appeared on the scene, had had sex with Coral loads of times; he recommended it, just as a bit of light relief. Peter was a good-looking kid, and she liked them handsome. I am very happy to say that Coral never gave me the glad eye. She hated me way too much. There was another woman who also worked at the cottage, and she liked young boys even more than Auntie Coral did. She was out of control. I remember her coming into the boys’ dorm early in the morning to see for herself, in her own words, ‘who had the biggest willy’.

Rest in peace, mate. And to all the other boys and girls from St Leonard’s, many of whom are also no longer with us. Some names and locations have been changed for legal reasons CONTENTS Title Page Dedication Acknowledgements 1 Growing Up Bad 2 School Days 3 All in the Family 4 Rough Boy 5 The Day I Died 6 Getting Serious 7 The Ladies of the Night 8 Personal Trainer to the Stars 9 Flying High 10 Grievous Bodily Harm 11 The Mapperton Case 12 The Close Call 13 Moving On and Growing Up 14 My Happy Ending Copyright ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS This book could not have been written without the seeds of self-esteem planted in me by Mary Cuckney, when I was still a child; special thanks to Mary.

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